Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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