I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
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I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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