im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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