Christians are straight up FREAKS
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
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I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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