there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
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Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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