Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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