Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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