dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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