one two three fourrrrnication!
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
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I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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