Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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