dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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