Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
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You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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