So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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