you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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