I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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