is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
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Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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