I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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