Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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