capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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