Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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