if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
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Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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