Pants 0. Shit 1.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Someone came in the potted fern
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
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If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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