You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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