What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
operation have a gay friend backfired
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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