Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
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you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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