let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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