I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Drake has all the answers
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I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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