Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Randomize