i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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