what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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