I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
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She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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