i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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