I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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