tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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