well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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