i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Randomize
