sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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