i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
