no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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