My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Mom said you looked used
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Randomize
