Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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