im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
