Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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