But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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