I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Randomize
