i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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