Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
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It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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