yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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