rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
People With No Siblings Will Never Understand These 23 Things
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
25 Seemingly Normal Things That Give Some People Massive Anxiety
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.