she is the kim kardashian of front butts
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
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Rumble strips road head = magical
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.