At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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