he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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