Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
thus making me awesome and them whores
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
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Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
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My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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