weddingsv make me drug and hornr
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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