Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I am midnight drunk by noon
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
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