I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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