Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
two words...techno handjob
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I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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