As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
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...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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