Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
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Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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